As soon as they heard it, they threw envious eyes at me one by one. In their view, I am no different from a delicious ice cream root at the moment. If they are not a little sober-minded, they are afraid that they will pounce like a wolf seeing a sheep.
The Jade Emperor wants to meet me? Haha, if it’s said, isn’t that enough for me?
But I haven’t come to fantasize for a while, and that day will be impatient. "Who is Cang Shui among you?" Come with me quickly. "
Shit, the jade emperor’s old son is not in a hurry. What’s the hurry, you little heavenly soldier? It’s true that the emperor is not in a hurry, but I can’t offend these guys yet. When I bring the sex maniac firm to heaven to see you, why don’t you follow the old man like a dog’s tail?
Follow the group of heavenly soldiers who will come to Lingxiao Hall. Boy, it’s exactly the same as Journey to the West. It’s magnificent and beautiful … Even if all the beautiful words are piled together, it won’t shape my heart. It’s really his mother’s comfort. No wonder Sun Wu wants to make a scene in heaven. It’s really good to be the jade emperor. So many beautiful women accompany him day by day, and two generations are endless.
"Newcomers? Why don’t you meet the jade emperor soon? " Just when I became speechless, a voice suddenly exploded. Boy, isn’t this a giant spirit? Although you are big, I won’t if you don’t talk. You are dumb and no one forced you to talk with a gun. Why are you so active?
"mortal Cang shui has seen the jade emperor" to meet the jade emperor? Hum, you old jade emperor, I won’t bow to you, even if I give you a face.
56 Jade Emperor Trouble
"Why don’t you kneel when you see the Jade Emperor?" Before I could react, I was already pressed to the ground.
It fucking hurts.
I feel that my whole body is out of control. I want to move but I can’t move at all.
"Put Cang water" The jade emperor’s old son still has a conscience and knows that he is always a big shot. Are you guys not afraid that I will go back and give you a good Genie Chen?
"Cangshui, since you have arrived here, I don’t hide that I have something to ask you for help today." The jade emperor simply didn’t have her mother-in-law in Journey to the West. Is this all the poor scholar’s blind writing? The ancients believed everything, but they didn’t cheat me.
Hey, hey, there’s something the jade emperor wants to ask me for help. It sounds like a lot of things, but I don’t know what this headache is. Think about it. A guy like him can’t solve it. What can I do to help?
Whatever. Let’s take it one step at a time.
I smiled when I thought of this. "If the Jade Emperor wants to ask me for help, just say so. If I can do it, I will definitely try my best."
If you haven’t got the secret of martial arts, of course, you have to speak better, otherwise everything will be in vain before it is finished.
"Ha ha Cang water is really refreshing, then you come with me." The jade emperor said, getting up and walking towards the back. In the stunned eyes of the Manchu immortals, I quickly followed the past, which seems to be an important thing. Otherwise, the jade emperor would not avoid others and tell me alone.
Through a corridor carved by white jade, they came to a garden. It seems that it is good for both Tianshan Mountain and people to be emperors.
I walked behind and looked at the jade emperor carefully. I really couldn’t tell his age. From his appearance, he was estimated to be in his forties. He wore a moustache and a crown, and I knew that he was a rich and powerful guy.
"What can I do for the Jade Emperor? Just say it directly. There’s no one here. I’m a mortal. I don’t have such good physical strength as you." After walking for a long time, the Jade Emperor didn’t say a word. I really couldn’t walk any further. I sat on the ground and asked, anyway, it’s estimated that it’s better to sit here than the bed in the dormitory.
"Everything I say to you today must be kept secret. If you let me know that you have leaked it, you will never be able to live again." To my surprise, the Jade Emperor threatened me when he didn’t have time and kindness. Although he was old, he was fearless, but there was no need to offend such a noble person at this time
"Well, that’s for sure. If you don’t tell me, I also know that you can tell me what I can do for you. If I can do it, I will never frown." I said that I feel a little red in the face. I really didn’t expect that I still have this talent. If I can’t find a job, it is also a good choice to be a housekeeper in a rich family.
"Well, I’m ashamed to say that over the years, due to the economic recession, the financial resources in heaven are getting smaller and smaller, and now there are less than one million taels of gold left in the silver vault. This time I asked you to help me think about ways to solve the financial crisis in heaven."
I am still short of money? What do immortals need money for?
"You don’t want me to tell a lie." The Jade Emperor’s words woke me up. These immortals can see what’s on my mind. This is not a good thing. I have to find a way to solve this thorny problem.
"I’ll give you his immortal mind-reading, and you won’t care," said the Jade Emperor. "It’s not bad to deal with immortals by handing me a crystal clear pill. They will know what’s on your mind without even saying it.
"really?" I said to start manually, but I didn’t slow down. I took the pill and stuffed it into my mouth. I felt a cool feeling from my throat to my body.
"Immortals don’t talk like you mortals." The jade emperor seemed to be greatly insulted and angry when he heard my words.
I looked at him and said to myself, "What are you guys thinking? Don’t always know that Sun Wu was cheated by you."? But it doesn’t seem to be any good to think that he lied to me. Anyway, I’m not afraid of wearing shoes barefoot. What am I afraid of? It’s just a big failure
"Well, I’ll believe you this time. Tell me exactly how do you want me to help you solve your financial crisis?" Now you’re begging me. Hey, hey, don’t blame me for posing. If I don’t pose now, I won’t be able to pose even if I want to, and then I’ll regret it.
"I didn’t think of any specific measures, but I can promise you anything to solve this financial crisis."
Is there such a good thing? I don’t want to miss such a good opportunity. I don’t know if I can get him to give me some fairies. It’s best to give me Chang ‘e’s sister as a concubine. But if that guy in WU GANG finds out, it will be terrible. If that guy wants to cut down my tree for so many years, it’s estimated that it won’t take an axe. I can’t let the pig quit knowing that this guy will never behave like an animal. What’s more important is that there is Sun Wu, a bully behind him. I still don’t want Chang ‘e. Isn’t it all the same if the lights are Must a woman take such a big risk? Worth it?
"That’s a good word, but you said that although I haven’t thought of a specific solution yet, I can definitely help you solve this problem. Don’t give me too many things. I’ll just pick two myself and I’ll do business in heaven."
"There is no problem with these two. Anyway, there is no store in Tiantanggen now. If you can get a store here, you can also let those guys spend more money so that I can collect some taxes and earn some private money." You are not really poor to this extent, are you?
"Well, then, let’s talk about other conditions then. Just remember it first." I won’t be late in paying taxes. It’s glorious and shameful to evade taxes. I still understand this.
"Well, I’ll arrange for you and your partner to stay in heaven for a while before it’s finished. You can always come to me when you have an idea. You go first." The Jade Emperor said, going straight to the depths of the garden to see him, and he wouldn’t talk to me. Anyway, it’s meaningless here. I’d better hurry up and find a way to sell peaches. Together, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, and we five perverts will certainly come up with a good solution.
57 immortals also invite you to work (1)
Living in the VIP room arranged by the jade emperor’s old son, I found that there is nothing different between heaven and people. Doesn’t his mother have doors, windows, roofs and beds?
"What does the Jade Emperor want with you?" Sell peach first asked.
"Yes, we also know that you haven’t said a word since you came back. Did seeing the Jade Emperor frighten you silly?" Damn it, Chunniu, why is she talking more and more recently? Did this guy go through menopause before?
"The thing is …" I told the story to everyone. These guys opened their mouths one by one. They have never seen the world and even the heaven. What else can surprise me?
"Ha ha ha ha, I have a way" I am depressed about why I came out with such a group of guys and made a fool of myself. The bat laughed. I looked at him doubtfully, and I really didn’t know what good way he could come up with.
"Why? You guys don’t believe me? " Seeing that we didn’t talk, the bat was depressed. I looked at the others, and everyone’s expressions were almost killed. I didn’t believe that the stupid bat could think of any way.
"What can you tell me?" Anyway, someone has to come out and answer the phone. Since they are all hiding behind to watch the drama, I reluctantly came out. After all, we should take care of the children. If we don’t believe him, it’s not good to leave a shadow in the young hearts of bat children.
"Gang" bat gloated way
Gang? Let the immortal hillock? This idea is a bit too bold. If those immortals are angry, I’m not afraid of monkeys, and it’s estimated that few of them will beat them to pieces.
"Ha ha, bats know you for such a long time and finally see your novel. What’s the big deal about letting them be immortals? Let you have a taste of unemployment when you get to work. "
Shit, it’s another guy who catches fire at the wind. Is it because he’s on duty and forced to set up a stall on the street to sell peaches? We have to find a chance to find out this matter later. Although we are not a good species, we don’t want to be with a dangerous person who harms socialism. Haha.
"Yeah, those immortals hold their heads high one by one. Now let them taste the post, let them know nothing about human sufferings, tell them to break up the cowherd and the weaver girl, and tell them to break Chang ‘e MM into the moon palace and call them …"
"Come on, did you take the wrong medicine?" It’s still normal for Chunniu to interrupt the meat wall when pressing the key.
"Then what good idea do you have?" The meat wall shook the body in a demonstrative way, and the nearly one thousand pounds of fat were almost narrowed into a line, and the eyes actually hit 3 mm alive. What a powerful resentment!
"Gang" Spring Girl jumped out with two words firmly.
I fainted at once. Oh, my God, what should I do if they think of those fairy posts? Who will buy my things if they are all on duty? I dream of making money.
"Are you all crazy?" I am depressed way
"To be honest, this is really a genius way. Think about it. If the attendance system is introduced into heaven and then the poor immortals are eliminated, won’t it solve the economic crisis in heaven?" The peach seller smiled and said that he seemed to have seen the dawn of victory, not a lot of radiant light.
"They are immortals, and we can’t help offending anyone."
"Faint cang water how small you bravery become so small? We have the support of the Jade Emperor. Besides, what can these decadent immortals do to us? " Selling peaches is puzzled.
There’s no way I can tell you that I’m the boss of the sex maniac firm and I’m going to be in the heaven shop. If it weren’t for these considerations, I wouldn’t be afraid of those immortals. If they keep killing heaven, can they take Lao Nai?
"Ha, ha, Cang, Shui, you’re really stupid. How can your business be good if you don’t let them work for you?" Selling peaches laughed at my words.
I don’t understand. Where does my business come from when these immortals are laid off and have no money? But selling peaches is not a good guy, but he won’t cheat his friends. Maybe he really has some good ideas. Besides, even if it’s a bad idea, it won’t hurt me anyway.
"Those immortal hillock don’t have no money? Don’t you think of ways to make money when you have no money? They have nothing to do, neither English grade certificate nor labor skill certificate, and they can’t do anything. When they become their sellers, of course, they have to find a place and Heaven has our store. Who are they looking for if they don’t look for us? Haha "
Selling peaches must be a profiteer. After listening to his words, I can’t help but feel a chill in my heart, so that the vicious guy can really think of it with him. It’s cool and exciting to pluck the fairy ass.
"Then we will resell the immortal things to the noodles. Isn’t it a big deal?" The bat also leaned in. "Haha, I’m so fucking amazing. I can think of such a great idea."
Looking at the bat getting carried away, I can’t wait to aim at his face. It’s a shooting star. Let him know who’s the boss here. But think about this way. Although he came out to touch it blindly, he still has to respect the fruits of others’ labor, so that my younger brother will be dead set on making me torture, ravage and blackmail …
"We keep the good things for ourselves so that we are not afraid of not having good equipment." The meat wall also crowded up and shouted loudly. When he came over, we were all pushed aside by him. It seems that people who are fat have advantages and strength